26Feb/100
Funny Alcohol Quotes
People have drinks just to try to relax, and most importantly forget a bit of the harsh reality of life. Here are some very funny quotes about life and alcohol. They will definitely show you just how alcohol can play games with your mind and leave you laughing out loud. So enjoy!!!
- An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway
- A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - W.C. Fields
- 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? - Stephen Wright
- The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. - William Butler Yeats
- I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s the best they’re going to feel all day. – Unknown
- Alcohol removes inhibitions - like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: "Now bring on that damn cat!" - Eleanor Early
Of course, the famous quote about life can be used in all different types of situations. If you have to give speech, say as the best man at a wedding, inserting some funny quotes throughout the speech can help to warm your audience to you, and also take away some of your nerves. And seeing everyone is drinking and having the time, why not try some of these drinking quotes.
- I have made an important discovery…that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde
- I’m not as think as you drunk I am. – Unknown
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder- Kinky Friedman
- I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. - George Best
- I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan
- When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman
- I drink to make other people interesting. – Unknown
- Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. – Henry Lawson
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